remy, the amazing technicolor wondercat

ok some time ago i talked about my roommates cat tearing up the toilet paper, which has become an invetibility. i also mentioned that in order to get to the toilet she would have to seemingly open at least one door. then i kind brushed it off as rediculous. so get this, yesterday after work i was feeling a little drowsy, so i decided to take a nap. when i woke up, the cat was in my room, pawing around muy tv. now that may not seem strange to you, but i always close my door so that she will not go in there, whether i am there or not. mostly because i do not want her in my room because she is a total terror as far as i am concerned, what with her clawing and chewing on everything. she is also extremely furry, and i would rather not have her fur everywhere in my room. on top of that, she does this whiney meow thing, that would be likened to noises coming from a yappy dog. it does not really sound like barking, but it is just as annoying. i swear, when i was a kid, the cats we had were never this intolerable. i am sure she is it more than likely doing it for attention. however, it only results in making me want avoid her alltogether.

at any rate, becuase i am beginning to forget what i had begun posting about. i find her in my room, i pick her up, set her back outside, and close my door. at this point i am guessing that i had left cracked, and she simply slipped in that way. then later, while playing culdcept saga (which i will bitch about some other time) i heard a noise that i could not identify. i had resolved not to look into it, because secretly i believed the cat had done something that would only serve to piss me off. this later proved to be exactly that scenario.

so when i get up this morning, i find the the bathroom door cracked open. my first thought is holy fucking shit, the cat has somehow opened the door and i am going to find shredded toilet paper everywhere. that is pretty much what happenned, but not only am i pissed-off that i had to clean it up yet again. my mind is blown, because this cat i opening fucking doors! on top of that, what in the fuck is so appealing about toilet paper that she feels she the need to go through all this trouble to get at it. is it coated in, or made from catnip? i mean i really do not understand. she has cat toys all over the place, but she goes about, opening doors to claw at toilet paper. this also leads me to believe that she doing it deliberately to piss me off. i know that last part is a bit of a stretch, but the cat is opening fucking doors! who knows what else she may be capable of doing. she is probably also reading my thoughts, and trying to steal my breath while i sleep.

a little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now

so i was asked an interesting question at work yesterday. is there any benefit to having animation on blu-ray. which i am pretty sure the answer is no. of course this would only refer to traditional animation, and not include cgi movies. since most cartoons and animated films are generally two-dimensional works. i cannot really see how this would be affected by something that seems to only enhance things in the third dimension. if anything, since the big push for high definition, i have noticed a lot of oddities on animated shows i already watch. of course, maybe that something that is corrected on blu-ray. even knowing that, it is hard for me to think of any recent disney films that came to blu-ray that were not either live action or cgi. i guess i will have to check on that today at work.

i spoke with hr yesterday, and there does not seem to be any progress being made on my behalf. thanks for nothing hr, literally. now he is supposed to contact me again this afternoon after calling my current gm. here is where that seemingly idea fails. he was supposed to contact the gm and inventory manager at the store to which i was supposed to transfer, and call me after he did that. this never happenned, in fact, when i called to check on the progress, he did not even return my call two days after that. fat lot of good that does for me.

on top of that, my coworker finally got approved to transfer to the new store. yet, even though she would be getting a promotion and a pay raise, she is so miserable to leave our store. at least that is what our gm has been telling the services manager at the new store. honestly, what the fuck is this guy's problem. i mean seriously, does he really think he can retain her in the store by telling lies and speaking for her. i resolved to talk to her a little more, because maybe i am misinterpretting her enthusiasm for something else. i do not think i will mention that i have spoken to the manager at the other store, and what i have heard. i will encourage her to contact them and not let our gm represent her. apparently he is doing a terrible job of it.

pillow pants is her pussy troll?

so i was originally going to post yesterday, but i ended up watching clerks 2 on my zune. now, i do not actually remember what i was going to write about.

not much has changed for me in recent days. or the irs and megabus, neither has given me my money. although megabus has offered me a free ride, what would make them think that after all their crap that would ever want to use their crappy service again. the news from hr has been spare. i am guessing they have not really done anything. plus, the message i received yesterday was essentially to let me know that they called. why do people leave messages like that? clearly if they leave a message they must have called. so what, if any, is the point of leaving a message to say that you called.

so my roommate's cat is starting to go crazy again. oh and she managed to shred two rolls of toiletpaper while i was at work. how is that even possible? where the hell did she even get a second roll? it is not like we just keep two rolls laying around. this means she would have to open a door or cupboard at some point. i am not sure why she keeps attacking the toilet paper anyway. it was bad enough when she started unrolling them on to the floor. so when we stopped putting them on the roll, she began just shredding them entirely, and she spreads it all over the house. eventually, it became apparent that the toiletpaper need to be locked up, but now she has some insane mysticall power to get at that too. i swear, if this was my cat, i would have gotten rid of her by now. maybe this is why i do not care for cats. to be honest though, we had cats when i was growing up, and do not remember it being so awful. add to that, the yowling, and it is like living with someone else's two-year old kid.

on sunday, she went into his computer room and knocked over a cupe of soda. then she perched herslef on the desk and just stared at the puddle. i mean wtf?! i mean it is not as if i expected her to clean it up, but if she can open doors. it is not like she was drinking the soda, or even attempting to do so. she apparently just pitched it off the table so she could watch it pool. i can hardly wrap my mind around the fact that she is simply throwing fits, but i also have not been able to come up with a better reason.