when the war is won, and the song is sung. you're still less than zero.

the new artist of the moment goes to Lisa Loeb. not only is she still around performing her indie butt off. she has since completed her second "reality tv" show on VH1 entitled number one single. she is also a featured artist on the recently released Japanese music trio Rin. she can be heard appearing on the track Anti-Hero and in the accompanying video as well. she can also be noted as performing in What a Pair, alongside with Nia Vardalos as well as many others in a fight against breast cancer. so check out her website, add her as a friend on myspace, and support her works by purchasing her tunes. Lisa Loeb, the artist of the moment.



recently it has come to my attention that Jessica Alba is in the city of st. louis. apparently, it is very common for movies to be filmed here in the city. why? i am not quite sure. at any rate, i can honestly say that i feel sorry for ms. Alba, or any celebrity who happens to pass beneath the arch. the people here have to be rudest, most obnoxious ingrates i have ever come upon in my life. moreover, it shows when they talk about others on the radio. the big discussion the other day was in fact about Jessica and how the filming was going or at least what they had gotten from hearsay and stalker like paparazzi techniques. however, they could not seem to cease completely ragging on the actress for being a total bitch. the complaints came from the opinions of callers or radio personalities. here is my major problem with their whiney behavior. their sources for the close encounters were less than credible, all having stories that happened to a friend of a friend who had heard from their cousin. in addition to that, they told a story about how on the set of Deep Blue, apparently Jessica was being molested by horned up male dolphins. therefore, she requested that they replace them with an all female dolphin cast. the radio crew then commented on how this makes her a total snob and primadonna. ok first off it is understood that i hardly ever listen to the opinions of anyone who calls into radio stations, as they are often just trying to be on the radio. secondly, i do not care who you are, if you are not comfortable with a face full of dolphin wang that does not make you a primadonna. in fact, the only thing i would find weird was if someone found being dry humped by dolphins completely normal.

in other news, i have started to donate something very precious to me... my time. since i have not been able to find an adequate job since i moved the little slice of hellhole americana, i have had to go about other ways of earning money. i recently had another interview, which is altogether another unsuccessful effort to obtain employment. being former military, it has suddenly become more than evident to me why such a high percentage of unemployed citizens are veterans. i could say that on some level, this sickens me, but i will not because before i became ex-military, i had not given the issue a serious thought. therefore, i have been doing what i can to earn extra money here and there, which involves me donating my time here in st. louis. as soon as i save up, i think it will be time for me to move away from this terribly unfriendly city. gateway to the west my arse!