remy, the amazing technicolor wondercat

ok some time ago i talked about my roommates cat tearing up the toilet paper, which has become an invetibility. i also mentioned that in order to get to the toilet she would have to seemingly open at least one door. then i kind brushed it off as rediculous. so get this, yesterday after work i was feeling a little drowsy, so i decided to take a nap. when i woke up, the cat was in my room, pawing around muy tv. now that may not seem strange to you, but i always close my door so that she will not go in there, whether i am there or not. mostly because i do not want her in my room because she is a total terror as far as i am concerned, what with her clawing and chewing on everything. she is also extremely furry, and i would rather not have her fur everywhere in my room. on top of that, she does this whiney meow thing, that would be likened to noises coming from a yappy dog. it does not really sound like barking, but it is just as annoying. i swear, when i was a kid, the cats we had were never this intolerable. i am sure she is it more than likely doing it for attention. however, it only results in making me want avoid her alltogether.

at any rate, becuase i am beginning to forget what i had begun posting about. i find her in my room, i pick her up, set her back outside, and close my door. at this point i am guessing that i had left cracked, and she simply slipped in that way. then later, while playing culdcept saga (which i will bitch about some other time) i heard a noise that i could not identify. i had resolved not to look into it, because secretly i believed the cat had done something that would only serve to piss me off. this later proved to be exactly that scenario.

so when i get up this morning, i find the the bathroom door cracked open. my first thought is holy fucking shit, the cat has somehow opened the door and i am going to find shredded toilet paper everywhere. that is pretty much what happenned, but not only am i pissed-off that i had to clean it up yet again. my mind is blown, because this cat i opening fucking doors! on top of that, what in the fuck is so appealing about toilet paper that she feels she the need to go through all this trouble to get at it. is it coated in, or made from catnip? i mean i really do not understand. she has cat toys all over the place, but she goes about, opening doors to claw at toilet paper. this also leads me to believe that she doing it deliberately to piss me off. i know that last part is a bit of a stretch, but the cat is opening fucking doors! who knows what else she may be capable of doing. she is probably also reading my thoughts, and trying to steal my breath while i sleep.