dont get lost in heaven, they've got bars on the gate.

soo yesterday i met a cool person who "works" at the world famous two keys. and meeting her enlightened me to a lot of things about two keys. for instance, they apparently serve food there. so much so, that they actually have a cook, but their servers don't make any money because much like myself nobody is aware of this fact. also, crystal drinks a lot, i mean A LOT. but she is also a lovable drinker which is fun. also, i do not know where it went to, but apparently the trough style urinal is no longer in the bathroom, but they still could do with a divider between the toilet and the urinal they have there now. of course when i really have to go ill whip it out in front of anybody, pee-shyness be damned!

an introduction brief

i have a very special friend that has a blog, and reading his inspired me to try one as well. he is very far away making the world a better place for those different from himself and missing him makes being able to read his blogs a comfort to know that he is still about somewhere. ok title comes from an inside joke, the website just happend to be spit but with two p's and two t's. and i am not a very exciting person so ill see how it turns out from here on in. well i guess that is brief enough.