dont get lost in heaven, they've got bars on the gate.

soo yesterday i met a cool person who "works" at the world famous two keys. and meeting her enlightened me to a lot of things about two keys. for instance, they apparently serve food there. so much so, that they actually have a cook, but their servers don't make any money because much like myself nobody is aware of this fact. also, crystal drinks a lot, i mean A LOT. but she is also a lovable drinker which is fun. also, i do not know where it went to, but apparently the trough style urinal is no longer in the bathroom, but they still could do with a divider between the toilet and the urinal they have there now. of course when i really have to go ill whip it out in front of anybody, pee-shyness be damned!