do the smurf, do the wop, baseball bat

so imagine how shocked i was to find a positive comment on my youtube account. pretty frigging shocked i can tell you. not only was there someone who did not flame me immediately, but they also agreed with me. i am not exactly sure on what, i think it was the part about her siding with cajcameron for no apparent reason. i certainly hope they were not commending me for blatantly attacking someone verbally via the web. that would just be akward.

ok i need to talk for moment about fantasy sports for a second, because there a couple of guys at work who are far to into it. first, i thought the whole point of being interested in sports was to be more jock than in real life. the so called "armchair quarterbacks". yet there are tons of guys essentially playing dungeons and dragons and claiming it is manly and a also a sport.

here is the portion where my implodes due to excess stupidity. let me explain. since, when has using your imagination ever been consider to be a sport? sudenly every four year old is an atheletic ocerachiever? plus, from what i can tell, it is not some that you can even actually play. the premise is to pretend to draft a team, composed of people who are not even on the same team. then after that, here is the most exciting part, there is no after that! you just sit around and wait for results that you have nothing to do with. what the fuck is that? that is not even a game. that is like picking people for a dodgeball team , and then waiting around to be eliminated by having a person randomly draw player names out of hat. who came up with this shit?

on my list of things that irk me, this is right up games whose entire gameplay is for you to create a game using it. who thinks these things are a great idea. the fact is, this idea is so dumb it is bound to be huge. just to prove that this is as nerdy as i am claiming it is. head over to jinx and check out their line of fantasy sports tees. nerd jocks, never has an idea been so confusing since the creation of the 2,000-calorie salad.