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i just want to get all of my stuff about [adult swim] and all its related matters out of the way up front. Danger Doom’s ep is out, under the title of Occult Hymn. you can check him out at his site, on the [adult swim] site, and even on myspace. Occult Hymn contains some remixes of previous tunes, as well as new jams and skits for you to snicker too. it is downloadable for a limited time from [adult swim] including all the tracks and cd art for absolutely nothing at all. how can you beat that. you can not, not even with a stick.



[adult swim] has also announced that july 10th, much to the chagrin of most of its pot smoking viewers, that PeeWee’s Playhouse will be joining the line-up. if any of you were unfortunate enough to live through the first time, please join me in a well deserved WTF?! first Saved by the Bell, and now this? what’s next, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries?

Venture Brothers dvd is out, the Boondocks dvd will be here in july, and still no word on Harvey Birdman seasons two or three. for love of all that is unholy, i have waited long enough. give me the damn dvds. or at least downloadable version i can purchase on iTunes.

speaking of all that is unholy, a remake of the movie the Omen will be available in theatres nationwide today. nationwide meaning any place that the right-wing crazies who still have not stopped crying about the release of the DaVinci Code will allow. one such place that i am sure will have it, Hell, Michigan. after waiting for a thousand years, their day has finally come. that is right, i am speaking of 06-06-06, or to the layman and superstitious 666. along with the release of said movie title, Hell fully intends to celebrate the event all the live long day. apparently, the mayor of Hell (it is sentences such as this that make it hard to be serious about the matter) has a store in which items can be purchased for the nominal for of six dollars and sixty-six cents. you can also buy a deed to a one inch piece of Hell. but once the festivities of the Hell-ebration cease, feel free to visit the neighboring town of Andback, just to put things into perspective before your weekend with the in-laws.

on a completely unrelated note, i am totally obsessed with tiny cars. could i possibly love the Japanese, and their ability to make anything tiny and affordable. the answer is an emphatic, no. i am kind of surprised they have not yet figured out away to shoot cars out of a gashapon vending machine. but here is where this rambling is actually going. diamlerchrysler is planning to release the smart car. now maybe you have heard of them, maybe you have not. if you have ever been to Europe, apparently it practically owns the market. smart cars have taken the niche market of the tiny, tiny automobile by storm. i saw one on the street the other day, and i have to say i was impressed. it looks kind of odd, and the same time, kind of neat. i apparently saw what is known as the smart fortwo model. aptly named because it built for two people. will they come to America with their affordable prices, and economical savings on gas? well apparently this it what the good people at diamlerchrysler thought they would do to win over American drivers. build the largest mini-car ever. sound confusing, ok well at least we are on the same page. the plan is to release a new model called the smart formore (following the trend of smart fortwo and forfour titles). the smart formore is an suv, that is right, they are planning to sell the American people on the idea that small cars are better by encouraging them to buy a larger gas guzzler. the exact opposite of every goal that the smart car strives to achieve. i can not be the only one that thinks this is strange. of course, then again, it is entirely possible that i might be.