Tuesday, July 05, 2005

tearing down windows and doors, and i could not find eyes like yours

what is about some people that make them much more well not really attractive but more so alluring than other people there is this fictional person whos name i shall not reveal cause he is fictional and all but many people seem to be very very very obsessed over this fella fyi it is sooooo not me i would never talk about myself as if i were not myself as it would irk me to no end and i would not even be able to finish this post anywho for now lets just call this guy Patt Morter so anyway i have several a friend who for really real just blather on all the time about this Patt guy who mind you doesnt exist the thing is several of these friends dont even bother to ask him out or talk to him or whatever but they love to share information with those around about him and being the wealth of useless information or at least useless to me i just listen and i feel knew too much about this person i had never met so of course then it becomes my duty hehe dooty to find out who this person is so i do and then i bother to actually talk to him and he seems like a nice guy but that first time i spoke with him and every subsequent time i've spoken with him as been at his job well just say he is a server at a place called Tia's its very hard to have any kind of relevant conversation with a person when other people are trying to shout drink orders at them so i did the most obscure thing i have never done if he was a real life person i would say that i asked him out but not in any like a real date just to chill and chat for chrissakes he thinks my name is Chris? apparently that is what i look like a chris *sigh* i seriously have to fix that situation so that is why i asked this semi intriguing person on a hopefully meaningless encounter at some probably overpopulated locale and i gave him my phone number to make it seem like there was no obligation to buy lol so anyway if he does call i think he would end being a cool friend to have about since most of mis companeros are moving on to bigger things without me

yesterday fourth of july style my family randomly calls me from louisville to announce casually that they are on their way to my house this is all very strange to me becuase not even 24 hours before that i had spoken with them and i was sure we discussed how i would be working for the holiday nonetheless they were already on their way and i was already awake for the day so i straightened up the pad a bit which was exceedingly difficult because my puppy took it upon herself to pee several times in the house that morning i love her but i swear she is an utter idiot so my family shows up and they are all hungry and stuff so we head over to grab something to eat and of course my job calls me im guessing they want me to come in early but suprise they are calling to inform me that they have not made enough money that day to pay me to come in so i can stay home instead for real thats how it works there they dont make enough money that day they start sending people home so now i can spend the day with mi familia and talk about stuff and see the fireworks and what not i gotta say i had a blast i have not had so much fun with my family in a very long time although and this may sound weird to everyone not in my family everytime we get together someone always has a poop story to tell actually im not exactly sure what thats about myself but rest assured there is alway at least one so this is how the night went we went to the movies but fearing we would miss the fireworks and unable to decide what to see we got ice cream instead then i grabbed my older sybling and went to a friends house we sucked back a few beers called my mom and told her we would meet her downtown on the bridge so we find her and then decide that we want to be up as close as possible so we say so long and jump over a railing scramble down a hill and shove our way up to the front where we then proceed to make total asses of ourselves lol a good time was had by all when the five minutes of fireworks were over we headed over to wildcat liquour bought a buttload of booze headed back to my house and started sippin on some sizzauce! then we hit downtown around one am thinking that 141 would be open but oddly enough it was closed as closed could be instead we shambled yes thats right shambled over to Tia's i chatted for a sec with Patt and since we were like the only people there we tore up the karaoke machine all night we didnt even notice one of the mics wasnt one halfway through the song and i dont think we really cared we concluded the night by being ignored at huddle house so we staged a walkout and went to pita pit instead then we continued back to my house and sat outside for a bit until we were too tired to keep talking exceedingly loud on the front porch and we all wen to bed i tell you what if this is what fun i have to look forward to on the 19th when my sisters birthday rolls around itll be her twentyfirst btw i simply can not wait

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